A new week brings with it a fresh start for bigger and better things opposite a different opponent.
One who, mind you, didn’t fare much hotter than did yours truly in Week 1. The Chicken Bargnani Heroes went 2-6 opposite Swaggy E, coming out ahead only in blocks and three-pointers made.
Here’s a quick look at what Monday (and the week ahead) brings for this clash of whatever the opposite of titans is.
The Derrick Rosie O’Donnells
Chicken Bargnani Heroes
Long-term, I must say I’m concerned about going toe-to-toe with a team that features a pack of productive youngsters, including Ty Lawson, Bradley Beal, Tobias Harris, Kyle Lowry, John Henson and, of course, Mr. Unibrow himself. Clearly, my boy Wass knows a thing or two about picking players and drafting for value.
Then again, when you’re playing the game like I am—which is to say, nihilistically—what concern should his team be to me? If my only fantasy-related objective right now is to improve, then even a week like Wass had to start the season would be an upgrade in my book.
Which reminds me, here’s our theme song for the week/year/forever.