The Results, 12/5/2013 + The Matchups, 12/6/2013

The Derrick Rosie O’Donnells

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Phoenix $10 Beers By Sarver

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Matchup Scoreboard

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ANALYSIS

It’s a good thing Joakim Noah (17 points, 15 rebounds, three assists, one steal) had as productive a night as he did during the Chicago Bulls‘ 107-87 stomping of the Miami Heat. With Tony Allen out on account of a hip contusion and Paul Pierce on IR with a broken hand, Noah stood alone as the only D-ROD who actively participated in Thursday night’s light, blowout-heavy slate of NBA action.

Noah held his own against Ben Leibowitz’s duo of DeAndre Jordan and Jon Leuer, who combined for 16 points, 21 rebounds, five assists, two steals and three blocks. Leuer’s poor shooting night (3-of-10 from the field) allowed me to expand my existing lead in field goal percentage.

Let’s see what kind of work my D-RODs can get done against the $10 Beers tonight…

The Derrick Rosie O’Donnells

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Phoenix $10 Beers By Sarver

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ANALYSIS

Please, basketball gods, I’m begging—PLEADING—for you to heal Jameer Nelson and Omer Asik in time for tonight’s games! Otherwise, the forecast for Friday may well be cloudy with a chance of WIPEOUT for my poor, defenseless D-RODs…unless new addition Terrence Ross comes to the rescue…

GET WELL SOON, GUYS! I NEEDZZ YOU!!

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